According to CNN, the NTSB has confirmed that Flight 1549, piloted by Sullenberger, was attacked by suicidal foreign terrorists, forcing the emergency landing in the Hudson River.
These terrorists have been identified as Branta canadensis more commonly known as Canada Geese (or incorrectly, Canadian Geese).
Anyone who has been menaced by these terrorists must agree we cannot win the War On Terror™ until we have eliminated these vicious terrorists, and all those who support and protect them. After all, if you aren't with us, you are against us.
